BETTER TAXES. LESS WASTE. LESS AFFILIATED WITH A SHADOWY INTERNATIONAL NETWORK OF RIGHT-WING LOBBY GROUPS (FUNDED BY TOBACCO AND OIL COMPANIES) THAN THE TAXPAYERS UNION.
BETTER TAXES PLS
Since 2020, we’ve been focused on making sure that the New Zealand Government levies tax in a way that’s fair an equitable.
We promise to never take funding from tobacco companies, never to campaign against working artists trying to earn a crust, and and to never cavort around in a pig costume like a fucking weirdo. Seriously, how the fuck does a group that does shit like this get taken seriously by anyone? What a bunch of assholes.
Journalists! Check this shit out!
Hey, overworked, underpaid Kiwi journalists! We see you. We see you busting to make deadlines by loosely paraphrasing press releases and reaching out to handy soundbite generators like New Zealand’s own low-rent Ben Shapiro, Jordan Williams. Why not reach out to us instead? We’ll give you soundbites that will bring all the lefties to the yard and enrage right-wing readers to the extent that you make up your hate-click KPI in mere minutes.
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
We’re not the Taxpayers Union, which is a press release factory disguised as a fake union, that is part of an international network of right-wing lobby groups, funded by Big Tobacco and Big Oil, and that takes taxpayer money in order to function.
Instead, we’re an actual organisation that definitely has more than one member, and we advocate for more equitable and effective Government spending.
We campaign for
- Implementing the recommendations of the 2018 Welfare Working Group, including immediately raising benefits
- Greater Government support for artists and other creatives
- Implementing the recommendations of the Tax Working Group, including a Capital Gains Tax
- Probably other things as well
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About Our Company
The Union of Taxpayers is not 100 percent politically independent, because that’s a ludicrous claim. Let’s go with: we’re at least as politically independent as the Taxpayers Union, which is aligned with the National and ACT parties, the ultra-rich and a bevy of anonymous donors.
Read more about us at the page that tells you about us – our About Us page.